I passed the BJ test! YIPPEE!

I have to take a BJ test...
Oh well, literally... Actually the medical name for the test is "SPIROMETRY".

Anyway, It's purpose is to measure your abilities in conducting the act of BLOWING! SERIOUS!! No joke!

The not so funny thing is that I had failed this test abt a year ago.... my two single gal friends who went with me Passed the test with a breeze. So for the past year, I was labelled as a Lousy BJ-er!
I MUSS PASS IT TODAY!

So like all things.... they say "Practise makes Perfect!"
since I am currently stuck in my singlehood, I decided to DIY.

Check out my DIY device!

I practised for 5 times a day for abt

a week before going for the test! 

Irony has it, the Spirometry test is to measure your lung capacity. I did a Wiki and results as below....

To Me, it read like this.



The management at the clinic should really visit the National Sperm Bank... they provide lotsa "support" to "encourage and ensure" that you perform up to mark! What the heck! it's really quite hard to perform to your best when performing in front of so many pple. On top of that, the nurses who are not even Handsome, will shout at you to "BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW BLOW!!!" till the reading is taken....some kind of encouragement huh!

All hope is lost when you have put THIS in your mouth:  

Then u Blow like this: 

They expect you to perform a good BJ reading facing

a machine n a nurse that looks like THIS! WTH!

#Thank goodness my nurse is alot prettier!!

After I got all breathless and

looked up at the nurse, I was informed that

i finally passed the BJ Spirometry Test!!!

Kekeke! Finally!!