All gals who dream of getting hitched – go catch it.
THE UGLY TRUTH
So, lessons from the movie:
- Men are un-trainable, dun try!
- Men only care abt physical appearances, well at least at first sight. & sadly, this could be the 1st & last sight too.
- Men need to be stroked, physically & emotionally – you need to stroke his GIANTIC ego & of cos his…ahem…you know… Oh! & do it well, it’ll pay later!
- Men likes it more when they cant get it! Or when they work hard to get it! Make them work!
- Men loves you to laugh at their jokes, even if you have heard & told it before – just pretend it’s funny!
- Men only care abt physical appearances, well at least at first sight. & sadly, this could be the 1st & last sight too.
- Men need to be stroked, physically & emotionally – you need to stroke his GIANTIC ego & of cos his…ahem…you know… Oh! & do it well, it’ll pay later!
- Men likes it more when they cant get it! Or when they work hard to get it! Make them work!
- Men loves you to laugh at their jokes, even if you have heard & told it before – just pretend it’s funny!
- Women! Wear sexy! Look sexy! Act Sexy! They fall head over heels for it!
- Women! Dun be a control freak! Go with the flow – be spontaneous! Have Fun!
- Women! F**K yourselves! If even you dun wanna F**K urself, why would he?! Get some DIY sets!
- Women! There is no such thing as a Prefect guy. Unless you wana have a martial arrangement with a gay guy! So quit looking or ticking off the checklist!
Dun get me wrong, I am neither a feminist nor sexist…. I love Men & I love Women!
I just agree that we need to know………..
Anyway, MissyLion has a new friend, Mr.D (丹). Mr.丹 was a gift to cheer me up when I had that PISSING day….
When Bro Edwards asked me if that’s a new bear & I told him the origins, he wring his face & looking disbelief:
“Hhhhmmmm? Why would your friend give you a soft toy, a bear?! Do u like it?”
Well, which girl doesnt like soft toys... most do, even a practical gal like me whose 2nd question is, ok - how best to dust proof this soft thing?!!
Then again, they say it's the thoughts that count right! & the thought is definitely nice... So, Goody!
Creamie checking Mr.D out!
Nugget's turn!
BTW, got a new Yellow running Jersey!
Like Bruce Lee!
* Shall wear this for the next race to remain highly visible!
Some snaps of the little fellow snoozing beside the lappy while I type away..... he was so soundly asleep that if he rolls over, he could just flip over the edge! So cute!
These days, the kitties like to watch me work! So sweet sometimes, except when they insisted on being SAyang-ed! They can bee really persistent, which is very cute also lah!
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