C'mon Soya! Stay Composed!! STEADY!

Feel like a dumb dumb.... specially choose to watch *Storm Warriors 2* at Cathy Cineleisure today but forgot to bring the bloody UOB card out to enjoy the discount! Bleah! A difference of $5 lah! It's not so much of $$, but more so cos I specially took cards out to put into the smaller card holder & made a mental note to put in the UOB card... in the end, I took the wrong card still.... bleah!

After thinking real hard, me & Mr.A finally decided to have a Quickie @Xin Wang.... No, he did not have "Soya"... he had cheese backed rice & I had Man-go dessert.... *Gosh!* What were you evening thinking?! Tsk tsk! =P

I slipped... i showed him a msg from Starry abt Cool dude Jacob Black's (Movie *New Moon*) abs but I forgot to check thru the msg.... There was a part "So he's back alrdy?..."
Then he asked me how come Stella knows who he is?! *SLAP!*
I covered up by saying that of cos lah, she is my close friend & we tok all the time... besides, she reads my blog *DOUBLE TRIPLE SLAP* Mental note: Do not mention abt BLOG!
Then he asked for my blog address... blah blah, I say "cannot", "but u knw I can alwis find ur blog right!", "Find lor!", "Blogspot right!?" .... "Blogspot?! (gave a Serious look) I tot most pple will use Multiply?", "Oh, ur blog is at Multiply!" - *BINGO!* "I have Multiply Blog leh! But I long time never blog liao!", I wanted to say "I know! Cos I read liao!" but I didnt lah!,

Then....
"So how come ur friend Stella knws abt me?! Is she like ur best friend?"
He's seemed still persistant to find out abt how stella knows abt him... seemed like he is trying to probe into the direction of "If this girl mention me to her bestie, i must be impt to her..."

*SLAP* Soya, check the msg before u show to any1!

*Storm Warriors 2 (風雲II)*

Lotsa fighting, lotsa Cool Aaron... never really fancy Ekin Cheng (Cos I dun like AhBengs, so those HKG Street Gangster shows he acted, I wasnt interested in any of those)....

Aaron as always is damn cool, Fit as a Bull & Drooling HOT!

Check out his abs! (P.S. Ekin's ones in the show had to be enhanced by cosmetic... blue shadowing to create the contour effects! Boooo!)

After *Storm Warriors*, decided to go Tiong Bahru, he to cut hair, me to check out the mall cos I havent been there for centuries! Cool! Also wanna eat at the Hawker centre that boast many yummy food!

So after hair cut, we walked to the hawker centre & luckily it wasnt crowded! Phew!

Decided on Fish Head Curry! WOW! Lotsa Brownie points for him cos:

1) He knows how to eat Fish!

2) He knows how to eat Fish Head!

3) He knows how to eat Fish Head Curry!

We had some serious tok, abt character of pple we know... our races.... new goals for the year to come...

He also suddenly blurt out...

"Anyone told u before u have beautiful eyes?"

I pretended to look up in the skies, counting my fingers as if I need to really count the no. of pple who told me so! That was my quickiest reaction & I took it was quite natural!

He looked away & jokingly gave a U-DAMN-THICK-SKINNED-LAH look...

I stroked his ego by holding his arm & pulling him back

"no lah, kidding.... well... just a couple lah... beautiful meh?"

"Must be alot lah, cant even remb how many right! Yah, do u know sometimes ur eyes very BIG!"

"Oh yah, I think when I wear specs smaller, wear contacts like now BIGGER! U eyes also Big what!"

"I dun like my eyes leh... not balanced one...bleah"

Looking really hard at his eyes (1st time so close -45cm distance between us face to face)....

"what's wrong with them.... they are nice what?!

"Dun like leh, not balanced.... the double eyelids 1 deeper, 1 less deep"

"Oh yah hor... mine also wat! haha! Quite normal! Urs looks ok lah"

"U mean u never notice my eyes before...huh...?" Waiting for my reply.... over-eager

RED ALERT! Trick question Soya!

"Ehmmm... never leh... "

"How come!?!"

"Ehmmm.... (Soya, compose urself - dun let him knw that u didnt dare look so deep before cos u were afraid that ur soul will be sucked in!) ... Never means never lah! Aiyah, always walk beside me, sit in car also beside wat!" (So lame lah Soya, C'mon! u can do better!)

"But whenever we eat leh?! I sit opp u what! How come so close still never notice!"

"Ehemmm.... aiyah! The other tables all the width very Big lah! Very far mah! This table width smaller lah!" (I will be a fool to believe myself man!)

"Oh.... (victorious grin).... this table "width smaller ah".... ok lor....kekeke"

I knew I lost... damn! u gota compose urself gal! Cant let him catch u off guard like this!

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Morale of the story...the next time someone tells me I have nice eyes... I shd just stick to:

"Oh really, Thank you... so nice of u to say that- Full Stop!"

Oh & if u are a guy & reading this, please do the gals a favour! Dun be such a pussy! gals dig guys who are straight forward n confident! No matter how much they tell u that u are too Mushy or too much of a sweet talker, Gals dig all this Shit! SERIOUSLY! Trust me!

Please, pretend u have balls of steel (even if u dun) & say in ur most confident n deep voice:

"Woman, u have beautiful eyes... I love them!"

(Phrasing this as a statement shows u are assertive, u know what u are saying! Women like guys who know what they want n How to get it!)

Ok, if the woman reply : "But what, u dun like my nose too?!"

Drop this woman, Run away as fast & u can! she's venom!

Any other kind of replies, u are on safe grounds man! Proceed!

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Just when I tot we had draw for this round, Mr.A scored with an unexpected corner kick!

"So Stella is very good friend lah? What did u tell her abt me?"

Score:

Soya  - Mr.A , 1 - 2