Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I have got Agoraphobia or Enochlophobia... Bleah

Last evening was interesting.... *grin from ear to ear thinking abt it now*

Mr.A called me, actually I wasnt really prepared to answer the call, press Answer then check who's the caller.Darn! too late.

"Hello." "Hi!" "Hi."
"Erm...... (long pause).... how are u feeling today?"
"Ok ah, no more sore throat already since a few days ago. why."
(actually I knw what he mean... what he might to ask was: "Are u still feeling angry?" or "Are u still in a bad mood due to my misbehaviour yest?" - 1 word to describe: PUSSY! I should have answered : "Do U mean my Mood or my Health?!" That should shut him up alright, except I couldnt response so fast! darn!)

"Oh...emm.... ok....... so ..... how was ur day?!"
"ok, work lor."
"oh.... (long pause)... so u worked...now still working?"
"no, day time lah?! (gave a "Duh?!" tone)...swam in the afternoon."
"Oh! u swam! How long did u swim?"
"Length or duration?"
"Length?"
"40."
"WOW! Tat's alot! Good! How long did it take u?!"
"Slow lah, 50mins."
"quite fast liao what! gd gd!"
"Wait a min, where are u now?"
(actually, the last ting I wana be is to be someone's "time killer" - meaning to say, he has some time to kill, & so use scroll down the phone list & check pple off.... "too busy.... working.... attached.... ah! Soya should be free for me!!")

"At an unknown grass patch with Kona running crazily ard my leg (*grin* in his voice)!"
"Niceee (at this point, I kinda melted at the thought of sharing a walk with Kona ard some greeneries)... u brought her out for a walk... nice..."

Blah Blah....talk abt when to start running again etc..etc.... so I told him I will be starting my light running the next day(tues), join Running Lab(wed). 1st time Running Lab in tampines 1, meet at tampines 1 shop - 5 or 10km ard Pasir ris. I kept the "conversation" to Qn - ans, Qn- Ans kind. Dun wanna sound too chatty or happy.
"So can I come for the run on Wed?"
"yah, sure - It's open to public."
"Yah, erm.... so I can join u for the run?"
"Yah, if u wanna run. It IS open to PUBLIC." Could he hear the "Duh" tone?!.

"Ok." He sounded like a sad puppy.... what did he expect me to say?! "Great! Then we can see each other?! HOORAY!" Fat Hope! No nope... it's Obese Hope!

"Hey, look - I gota go do something. Tok to u another time k."
Yeah right, I GOTA GO Bathe, as in Now NOW NOW! As if I am gona rot anytime if I dun put down the phone & rush to the bathroom! Hey, I am not always available k! Pls! I HAVE a Life before him hor! =P

"Oh yah, sure..." Did I hear "OUCH!"?
"Bye."

I did what a normal gal would do within the next 5 secs... is to call ur best pal to gossip!
"Stella! Guess what!?!" Supa high Pitch voice!
"What?! mr.A called u?!"
Piang! Woman are so predictable?! Or is Starry Stella just smartyskirt? kekek!

Anyway, Starry asked if he's no more in deficit! Please lah!
Abu Dhabi's bailout cost $10Billions! $10 bloody oily Billions!
How can a 13min43secs phonecall so quickly redeem him overnite?! Wait long long!
It's gona be costly man! Just watch!
As they say: Good Movie is lined up at the last!  好戏还在后头!
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I went out during lunch today to Chevron House, Raffles Place. Bad bad choice...
It was the lunch crowd right smack at 12pm... I needed to open a brokerage account so bo bian.... at once when I came up to the "surface" from the Chevron hse (underpass from MRT) escalator....

I bummed straight into some Coke Cola Promotion, giving free bottle Coke - & really Glass Bottle bottle kind.... those very vintage kind but with a modern twist cap! & knowing Singaporeans, free is not just FREE, it's GRAB ALL U CAN WITH UR BARE HANDS! U can image the crowd there.... even I who dun really like all these stuff & dun even drink Coke, felt tempted to queue for it cos the bottle is just so nice!

I was too overwhelmed, walked back a step - took a deep breath & walked down the steps...it's just a 4-5steps thingy but the next moment I was on my bum... I had missed the last step (cos I was trying to look above the crowd) & twisted my right ankle & in the end, landed on my buttocks in the most graceful manner I can manage! it was what I called the TWIST-TURN ur BODY-CROSS ur LEGS-SIT DOWN-CHIN UP stance.
Then the LOOK COOL-UNCROSS urLEGS-STAND UP-PRETEND IT DOESNT HURT-MOVE AWAY. Next, look for the nearest Huge pillar & hide behind it, wincing in pain, rubbing the sore area.... ouch... *pray very hard no cute office guy saw u!

I think I have Agoraphobia, 

Or Enochlophobia,



It kinda explains why I dun really like shopping! Which gal dun like shopping esp if it's on some1's plastic! C'mon! & I suck at dating too! Totally enjoy working from home! It all make sense now!

I think I merely twisted the tendon at the ankle... thank God not a sprain! cos I could still walk with slight limp only... & could walk back home from the MRT station.... but I aint taking any chances esp when Sundown is at stake!

Since I dun have any ice packs...
I improvished with a "Seng Bao"!


Right ankle just a tiny swell at the bony area...
Of cos I need my PHITEN most now!


But mainly to secure
the "Seng Bao"!



After 3 applications... I feel better! but my plans to jog with BroXiong is kaput this evening! I called him at 1.30pm to call it off, with much reluctance....
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Since I may have Agoraphobia or Enochlophobia & may best be "HouseBound", I have resorted to toking to my cats... I half suspects that I will be like those movies whereby pple complain that there is an old n frail lady, staying with lotsa cats.... strange smell from the house...Lonely n Looney..... piang....
Anyway, I vow that if I remains a spinster, i'll keep my house Clean n smelling gd k!

So, my past time now includes holding a conversation with esp chatty Creamie... sometimes we can get agrumentative.... sometimes nice n soft....

Taken today when she was
asking to go outa the room....


So cute! =D

Anyway, i checked out the definition of SPINSTER!


I like this.... keke!

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