Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Random happenings...

yah yah....i know I have been neglecting my blog updates ever since I've got Facebook.....
pardon me, it's just easier to load photos to FB whenever, where ever...

So this is the long due entry on the interesting matters that happened to me lately...

Kena scratched badly by Nugget...
he was intrigued by the rattling newspaper (i was reading in bed with the fan in front of me) n pounced to attack it... he pounced off my thighs lor!

Pig out session with Stella
at Bugis Illuma's Ramen's PK... 
Spoilt for choice lor!

Adjourned to Liang Siah Street's Dessert store for Round 2!
Gluttony endeavours! 

Realised that I like this Colour combi alot lately...
Was having a break btw Coaching and saw this uncanny layout!
COOL!
Anything combi with Black is Niceee!
Black w Red,
Black w Orange,
Black w Pink,
Black w Green.... 


Despite the lack of Exercise lately,
I cont. to eat like Miss Piggy....
Argh!

Was blessed with a Bigger Bike Box... WOW!
Actually was given out of the goodwill of Mechanic Botak,
but i insisted to pay $15...
Was rather vexed by the size of the original box....
i had actually decided on my laptop and
new bag based on the dimensions (make sure can fit nicely).
What big sacrifice!
Now I have a BIGGER box! YAY!
So Blessed!!! 

In view that I may be,
1) Too busy to eat between classes & coaching,
2) Too anti-social to eat with strangers, &
3) Too health conscious or afraid to put on weight by sch Canteen's food....
I decided I will try to pack my own lunch
as often as possible!

Bot the cooler/ heater bag & coolant packs from DAISO,
Bot an atas MESH! lunch box from Carrefour,
Set me back by $7.90!! Comes with a SPORK (X btw Spoon and Fork).
YAY! All ready Back-To-School! 

Intrigued by my swim kid's Tooth Fairy box!!!
Dentists these days try really hard
to change the image of the Scary Dentist Chair Experience!! 

Read some really interesting articles from the papers....
1) I was using wrong sunscreen all these while!!
WTF! *See the current sunscreen I am using now!
-It's not waterproof nor sweat proof!
-It only protects against SPF UVB!
*it's the UVA tat causes Skin cancer,
-ok, at least it is SPF 50... correctly labelled...
*i almost bot the SPF 130 brand!!
FML
*i learned this recently it means F**k My Life...

Was havin a really lousy day & saw this article...
I should be counting my blessings...
ok, feel better already... ^_^

This is the Ultimate...
I love reading my horoscope from the Straits Times...
This happened near my BornDay...
Hear the Leo Woman ROARrrr!!

Strangely, I just got FB but whenever I see some negative reports abt FB,
I gloat on it..
Just like if there's any bad reports of "Orange"...
although I do own an "Orange MePhone"......

So I guess this report sums up my view on types of Friendship (in life n in FB)...
1) friendship of utility,
2) Friendship of Pleasure, &
3) Perfect Friendship....  

It didnt help that I was reminded of another article on
how to Measure one's happiness... by $$$.
 I need earn £320K to be happy
 cos I am Single n
dun talk to my nosy neighbors?!? FML!! 

But this comic can cheer me up anytime...
I sent it to my brother....
and those busy guy friends who may forget praise their wives!
*Women, praise ur hubbies too! 

I guess this sums up my feelings n thoughts abt how a relationship should compromise...
If he/she only want it their way...
they should just date themselves!
 

Been trying to get hold of this sandwich maker I saw on
Gmarket....


i read that it's available at DAISO
& literally combed all the DAISO in singapore...
Finally found it... at the last DAISO outlet I visited...
bleah!
It's Great for a messy eater like me...
tried it out! 


I like this the best! Small n Handy!
Good for munching away in the lecture hall... 

Is it true?
This happens to me alot...
I usually get along very well with my Ex-es' parents...
the only problem I have is with their child....haiz... 

Yet again.. it opened... this time I bot...
Cos it's an Annual thing I cfm will do 1, buy on the week of my bornday... 
but I din buy iBet or System... it skipped...
Bye bye my $1000.... Heartpain! 


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Ripped off?


Feeling ripped off?
I feel like a carrot head, of cos I knew this already when i presented my head to the Fruit pple...
I seemed to beg "CHOP MY CARROTHEAD.... PLS...!"

Monday, May 16, 2011

Behind every Man, there is a Successful Woman...

I know the saying goes like this:
"Behind every successful Man, there is a Woman...."

But I prefer it this way:
"Behind every man, there is a Successful Woman..."

Let's be practical, Man needs Woman.
It's essential for their survival...
How essential? Else they'll look like an idiot everytime!

I'll give you One good reason:

Let's face the facts....
I know some woman may not be very good with technicalities like cars, gadgets, electronics...
But we are smart enough to know to seek out a Smart Monkey to do the job....
Man? They'll rather be a Monkey, a SILLY one!


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Is this the Norm?

I follow this comic strip diligently...

If this is the reason why men wanna get married,
I am so staying SINGLE!!! =)

I thot they are more like cats...
Eractic, Aloof etc...
But I have to agree with Reine,
They are MONKEYS! 



That's why all the Good man are either Married or Gay....


& we talked about Equality of Sexes...
Where got!?! 

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Now, this is how i feel alot of times!
I am "Empress of Hermits!"  

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Luckily this didnt happen to me...Phew

Today's Norm:

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3 weeks ago, I brought Nugget to the vet. He has got a mysterious bald patch near his where his scrotum should have been, if I havent deprived him of his chance to be a father. I swear the bald patch just appear for no obvious reasons, he wasnt licking/grooming the area excessively, no straining when pee, diet is as per normal and he is still as "highly strung" (used to describe cats that are so what crazy and zooms ard the house up and down for no apparent reasons).

Dr.Handsome did some skin scrapping, pulled some fur from the area and planned to grow them in the lab, some stem cell growing/test they call it. Need to see if it's ringworm or some other skin diesease. Results out in two weeks. Meanwhile, he suggested that the nagging built up of dirt in Nugget's left ear could be due to yeast infection. This ear problem has been with him ever since i first got him and rid his ears of ear mites problem. Obviously it's not just wax built up like what many vets had suggested (including Dr.Handsome), cos it seemed to hurt when I tried to clean THAT particular side of the ear. I am willing to give it a shot to clear him permanently of the pain, also, it's quite painful to clean his ears every other day, he hates it and I hate it that he hates it!

So.... armed with yet another assortment of ear drops and cream, the bill came up to $160. gosh... it's really expensive + i'll have to go back to him in 2 weeks' time.

During the two weeks before the return for lab test results, it's like fighting a war with Nugget.
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Morning:
-Catch n chase him, apply Cream on bum.
-Catch n chase him, Attempt to clean ears, Pin him down to put ear drops.
-Play with him for the next 15mins at least so he is distracted from licking his medication off.

Thruout the day:
-Try to Prevent him from licking his bum area. I didnt wann put an Elizabeth collar on him as cats are known to like Free&Easy when eating, drinking + he needs to groom this other areas too!

Evening:
-Catch n chase him, apply Cream on bum.
-Play with him for the next 15mins at least so he is distracted from licking his medication off.
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It's really shag... but worse is the Heart Wretching Meow he has... very pitiful kind... Btw, he Meows like that and even worse when u say and wave Bye Bye to him...

Anyway, some time 1 week into this process, my brother called me out of the blue and spoke in his most stoccato manner:
"Girl! Ur vet called me and say something abt Nugget, I dont understand what he's saying! U better call them back now!!!!"
He gave me the shock! I quickly called the vet only to discover that they merely wanted to knw how is his condition (ear n skin), lab results will be out only when we visit them again after the 2 weeks!


So imagine the scare if it's dreadful results for eg: "Ur cat has Skin cancer!"
I'll faint on the spot man! **Btw, Skin cancer is quite common for white cats who dun realised that sunbathing is not exactly the best way to look tan n beautiful!

Well, luckily it didnt happen to me... 
in fact, i am rather pleased this time... though it's quite a bomb (the 2nd vet visit cost me $60. that's $220 for this matter). Nugget's ears are turning for the better, FINALLY!!! In fact this is the one time his ears are not dirty and he doesnt whine that much anymore... the tonality of his Meowing is almost the same as cleaning his Good ear already! kekek! Less Pain, means yeast infection Gone!! WOOOOOHOOOO! PLus, there's nothing to worry abt the bald patch on his bum, the fur have since grown back slightly, no ringworms or whatever parasites can be detect from the lab test - it's just another case of idiosyncrasy.

Btw, this is done by Stella:

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Cute iPhone App....*SmileCat* + Today's Horoscope is XYZ...

I downloaded this iphone app some time back but havent really explore it until recently.
I remb seeing some cute pictures and lovely borders to beautify our photo and recommended it to Starry Stella.

This was created by stella:


 This is the lovely App:
*p.s:I only got the free one for the moment.




Paying Xmas version:  



I thot it's really sweet and nicee!
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Btw, this is my attempt to explore this app with my Horoscope for today!
Very interesting predictions!

Cute isnt it!?!


Friday, April 15, 2011

Funny Briefs....

I chanced upon this interesting inventory at a mega-super-mart recently!

I find it an interesting product!

More interestingly, the huge discount that comes with it...
for something supposed to be so beneficial to health, it ought to cost a bomb, but mayb sales has been alittle on the slow side - hence the Huge discount off!

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Cat Model for TV

I think my Creamie girl can be a model for the TV...
Taglines: Svelte, elegance, upper class

"Even your cat wants it..."

Monday, March 7, 2011

Am I logical? Think I'm illogical!!!

I think it's quite interesting how I always fall for the salesman words... Considering that I do sales myself!

Whenever someone tries to upsell me something, 80% of e time I will all right thru e trap... The remaining 20% holds me back with but with thin thread... what happens next is a blur... I usually end up paying more than the listed price!

There's only thing i volunteer myself for e upsell! the Aunty working at McDonald's is brilliant! Before she asks me, I will "UPSIZE FOR ME A BLOODY LARGE FRIES N GREEN TEA!!"


P.s: posting this entry with my Orange MePhone for e 1st time!!
Yahooooo!!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Find me a Cat Guy....

it's funny watching these videos!





Monday, January 24, 2011

Real funny Comics for The Oatmeal!

I have to give it to this guy!
It's like telling a whole life's experience thru comics n it's damnit funny!

Esp like those abt his pet cat (how i got to his comics in the first place).
Seventeen things u worth knowing about ur cats
How to tell if your cat is trying to kill u
How to pet a kitty
Cat vs Internet

I find it esp amusing reading What it's like to own an Apple product ! Exactly the reason why I am so Anti-Apple n Pro-Orange!

Also, Why working from home is both Awesome and Horrible is very close to heart!

*Btw,  I did the survey on "How to tell if your cat is trying to kill u", there's an 85% chance on Creamie killing me! Help!!!

Have a gd laugh! Make ur day happy!


Enjoy! The Oatmeal

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Will anyone date me, for i am the woman with cats?

For a long time, woman keeping cats have been associated with Singledom, Lonely, and strange...
we heard it all the time!
"That spinster neighbour of mine! She kept 9 cats!"

"Have u heard? The old lady was dead for 2 weeks, if not for the constant meowing of her cats, no one would discover the body!"

Just watch Sex in the City 1 Movie, there were toks abt being discovered dead without a face cos the cat kept by the single woman was so hungry that the cat ate her face!

Still not convinced? Just Google "single woman with cats", u will get loads of prompts!

Personally, men n cats are very similar! One thing for sure, they only come to u when they want attention, if u really want the attention of a man cat - ignore it! It works! It will come meowing n purring at ur feet! Of cos man do it in a more subtle way, prehaps one day i'll find someone who will gladly lick my toes the way Nugget does! kekeke!

Men or cats, i'll vote the latter anytime. If I can have both, that's BEST!!! 
Quote:
"In reality, women don't substitute cats for relationships, at the very most they might substitute cats for horrible relationships they're very glad they didn't have their moggies providing a furry Linus blanket until someone nice comes along."

 One thing I really like abt Cats comparing to Men, they'll watch whichever TV channel i want! Including Sobby korean Drama series! Nugget seemed to pay a decent amount of attention to the story plot too!







Saw this on Norm n thought it's really funny!


I am proud to be a Woman with Cats...
& I just happen to Single! YAY! =D