Yest, I spent $60 on a weighing scale… why?! Cos I think I NEED it! Hahah! I NEED it to tell me “STOP EATING n DRINKING LIKE A BLOODY MISS FATTYPIE SOYA!” Hahah!
No lah! I am Gadget Girl mah! This weighing scale is digital, tells me How many % of FATS I have in my body (as if I do not know that I am made of FATs already!), how Hydrated I am, how many calories I need only (so dun eat too much!) and of cos, How many bloody Tons I weigh!!!
All these information to make myself feel “Better” set me back by $60! Bleah! It’s the cheapest I can find already!
New Toy!
Set the parameters: Gender, Height, Age!
Let's Go!
Weight: 53.6kg
Water Hydration: 52.3%
Calories required per day: 1773 cal
I am 23.9% made up of HUMAN LARD!
-----------
Piah many places today! Still vexed abt not being able to get the catnip n mint seeds… Decided to go to the biggest and nearest Florists I know of: KATONG FLOWER SHOP… it’s along Upper Changi Rd (opp Tanah Merah MRT Stn).
Piang… I think I’m jinx lah! Maybe God’s way of telling me that I dun have Green Fingers…
They tell me they dun have Seeds there… they have herbs like Rosemarry, Basil, Laksa Leaf plant, Oregano, blah blah…. NO MINT! WHAT?!
So BIG place dun have seeds?!
What LUCK!
The shop keeper was nice enough to tell me to go to Greenwood Cold Storage (opp Bedok Camp Hawker centre) to try… I was quite skeptical to go there cos it’s a rather small place & I doubt they will stock Seeds… but he was very sure! Exclaimed in high pitch voice: “Sure have! I have seen it many times! They have a lot! Probably 50 over selections!!”
I was convinced by him as this place is in the prime residence, a lot of terrace houses and condos, big gardens etc… mayb got market for gardening stuff! Somemore it’s quite an AngMoh estate! Onz! Though it’s only like 5mins drive, I had to take a bus there & it took me 20mins…
More than 50 selections for sure....
But DUN HAVE CATNIP! & MINT! I cant believe my luck! WTF! %$#%$(*
All sorts of weird looking Flowers and plants seeds…. All but the ones that I want… Bo Bian, still I bot 2 of my interest, Tomato n Cucumber…
Since quite early for my podiatrist appt at CGH, I took a detour bus to SIMEI interchange instead. Went to Phoon Huat to get some baking ingredients. They had Loads of cutter for GINGERBREAD MAN. Got Gingerbread WOMAN too! wearing Skirt 1! So Cute got X’mas Tree, snow flake etc…. damn, feel like buying all! ARGH! Managed to stop myself & only bot the essentials… damage to wallet: $18.
-------------
Started to Pour, & I really mean POUR… it was not the usual Rain rain… it was like water POURING from the sky! Bo Bian, queue for the cab… getting into the cab got me all wet…. Really Wet… shd have just walked to CGH since I was drenched & soak to skin. Kena stuck outside CGH, cos the rain was so BLOODY heavy, a lot of cars & taxi were alighting their passenger at the sheltered place… bo bian…. Uncle say drop me off at the Ward area instead of A&E (where the clinic is)…. F**K! Also jam packed there… damage to wallet for that short distance $4.60. WTF!
The Senior Podiatrist who saw me instead of the usual. Asked me to stand straight & so “can have a better look at me”….
“Miss Ng, hmm... actually you are quite Flat leh...”
1st: SHOCK! 2nd: BLOODY HELL!!
As if I do not know that. Ok ok, I know I am “quite Flat” but this was the 1st time someone said it right in my face… but lucky for the daredevil, cos a Lady. If she was a “he”, I would have slapped him! HMPH!
I must have looked really taken aback… cos she quickly added
“Erm… I mean your feet…. You are quite Flat Footed!”
Ok ok, so I am Flat, not just in THAT part of my body… but also my feet… Bleah! The only part of my body that should be flat is anything but FLAT… I have a Beer-Hennessy-Gin-Stout-Wine-WhatHaveYou-Belly that means I have a tummy that looks like I am 4mths pregnant… great.... just great.
Anyway, bot the Moulded insoles…. Damage: $60 + $9 (consultation fee).
Why do 2 pieces of moulded Styrofoam cost $60…
at subsidised rate somemore… bleah.
-----
Still heavy rain… took cab back again… Argh! I hate to take cab!!! ARGH!
-----
Received my 1st TUPPERWARE! Cant stand myself really…. Very Aunty lah! Buy TUPPERWARE liao! & the gift that I really wanna have from my Parents if I get marry… a BIG SET of TUPPERWARE Tupperware… see, they are supposingly so good that we’ll just call any airtight containers TUPPERWARE!
Actually funny why they say 漏风 (Lose air), when it’s actually “Gain Air”- that’s why not crunchy liao mah! *SCRATCH HEAD* Chee-na is so Chim…
Damage: $24 (after huge discounts thanks to Davidson! Thanks my dear! =D )
-----
Met Wen n Starry for drinks at Ken’s Pub (Yio Chu Kang Road).
Drank too much & too fast…. As usual, dun remb much of the nite’s event… I got home in 1 piece, bathed, fed my kitties, & slept till this morning…
Must have taken cab home also, damage: $20+?! Cant even remb! Shito!
----
Feeling very queasy this morning when woke… still do now… argh… Had breakfast, better stick to soupy stuff…
-----
My LG HP kaput… troubleshoot a few times… test etc.. cant work… the screen is stuck at LOCKED & even after hard reset, cant make it… damn, in less than 20mins… I got outa hse to Alexandra Rd service centre (Opp PSA Bldg)… been there at least 3 times liao… the phone is only 9months old… argh…
Luckily still under warranty so repair is free, waited for 2 hrs & got back the phone, LCD Screen changed new 1. YEAH! There was a deep scratch on it & now it’s pretty again! Most impt is that Resale value will nt be so bad! =D
Damage: $17.40 + $17.60 (Taxi to & fro) Totally Vexed….
Was abt to throw up in the taxi cos the hangover effect + the driving sucks! Argh!
Gd thing is I managed to restore the phone back, customised to my likes etc… all during the journey home from the cab… why I so Gan Jiong to fix the phone,
number1: I hate my gadget to fail...
number2: I am not “operational ready” without my Windows Mobile Phone…
number3: I am just someone who "cant leave without i.T."…
Dun mess with the Geeky Soya! ROARRRR!
------
No chance to catch my sleep… met up with Ellen for dip at TP Pool… We commented on each other’s stroking & was quite cool! Wished I could take swimming lessons with her too, so I can better my stroke efficiency for my next race… but budget constraint lah, better dun commit so much money for it… but hor, I am going Holiday… feeling a little guilty abt it… Aiyah, for the current moment, I am also not representing, just race for my own satisfaction and achievements… no need to swim so fast lah! I am trying hard to Bluff myself less guilty…. Bleah… =P
-----
Met Mr.A for dinner… ok, today is Friday, so mayb I am not “weekend-friend-cos-everyone-else-was-busy-except-for-soya”… yah yah Soya, continue to kid yourself happy! Until some confirmation, you are still “weekend-friend” k!
Cant help feeling that way… but driving all the way from Queenstown to Tamp & sending me back then driving back all alone… couldn’t it mean something more? *SHAKE MYSELF AWAKE* Hang on to your fortress Soya! Stay Focus! No Day Dreaming!!
Anyway, waited 45mins for him to come….
7.06pm (stipulated timing to meet was 7pm) – called him in case he cant find the place… no answer
7.15pm – Soya is pissed off…
7.20pm – Soya is being sucked dry, kena commando mosquito ATTACK!
7.30pm – Getting worried… if it’s traffic jam, should have reached liao! Mayb he overslept… too tired from the past 2 days of hectic work? Accident? CHOY!!! Still not answering the phone. Actually I was expecting him to at least pick up & put on speaker phone to tell me he is on the way… This was also what I tot at 7pm.
7.40pm – finally picked up! HOORAY! He’s ALIVE!! Ok, “where are you!? What happened?!”
"Traffic jam + got abit lost in Tampines"… ok…
7.45pm – arrived & I got on… I cooled myself… would have given him the “FULL WORKS” but at that moment… I was just happy that he’s alright… in 1 piece…
Ok, so I guess the trick is this, if you are meeting me & running late-
1) either make sure you have VERY valid reasons. “helping Old MahMah cross the road”, “Neighbour’s dog giving birth” etc. will need MUCH convincing & usually not work, OR
2) be at least 30mins late. Cos by then I will start worrying for your safety & will not be angry liao… I will be too happy to see that you are ok – but happy for the 1st 3mins only…. Ok, You can get to at least survive for 3mins longer!
DISCLAIMER: Whoever tries his/her luck with the 2nd way… the consequences should be greatly considered 1st… dun say I didn’t warn you…
Anyway, he looked so tired… & he said he’s really hungry cos too busy to eat… aiyoh… the sad puppy look and Shrek’s Puss-in-the-boots looks enough to help him survive for the next 15mins… plus I dun have the heart to tell him off after he drove >50mins to fetch me at TP...
I did take this oppty to "hint" to him that I dun like pple who’s late… so far he has been quite punctual for all the other times, except for today.
Had dinner @ECP Sunset Bay… Coffee at Old Town @The Playground, Big Splash… just chit chat & chill…. It was niceee…. Really nicee cos very relaxed with him…
Got to cfm that when he tot of chio-ing pple for dinner… there will be a list… I asked Boldly I am number-what on that list & he answered without even thinking: “1st lah!” Of cos I wished that he had said: “You are the 1st my dear, you will always be!” but for now I am finding it hard to conceal my happiness with the simple “1st lah!” already… ever heard of pple fainting from hearing too mushy sweet-nothings… I dun wanna be the first! So this is all good for me!
Anyway, I think today’s “date” was the most fruitful! I learnt more abt him, as a person, his likes & dislikes, character… etc… I took the oppty to stress to him that I am a very serious person by nature, “I will take everything you say SERIOUSLY…VERY SERIOUSLY! Kekek!” Hope he gets the picture & so pls dun fool with me… =)
He mentioned “you are smartypantz leh!” I was Shocked… & stunned for a while… “smartypantz?” How did he know?! He said I said before that I am Smartpantz Soya! OMG! That must be ages ago & I probably only mention it once & very casually… how can he remb that!?!
The BIG QUESTION was this: Has Mr.A found me on Blogspot?! *Faint!*
OMG… OMG… I am gona faint! Duno how to ask him… in case I embarrass myself… Ok, Mr.A – if you found me, please drop me a text after reading this… just text me: “GOTCHA!” that’s the code word k! *FAINT!*
Went home early, not Cinderella today… but I’m feeling quite good… nice warm fuzzy feeling inside of me… =)
No comments:
Post a Comment